Our favorite John story has to be "The Purloined Cheeto".
We were sitting on the floor of our living room with a friend eating
cheetos. Our friend was holding a cheeto in one hand with her head turned
the opposite way. Unbeknown to us John was taking this opportunity to stalk
his prey. Silently he crept up and snatched the cheeto right our of our
friends fingers! He ran off to the kitchen to enjoy his victory kill in
peace. We were laughing so hard we were unable to even scold him, instead we
just had to congratulate him on his cunning. He was a very smart and loving
cat and we will miss him terribly.
Chris and James T.